Refund policy

Did the Post Office use your sauce as a football?

That sucks! We pack with care, but sounds like your Ant Sauce had a rough landing. Don't worry, we will ship a replacement right away.

Just snap some pics of the carnage and send them to us by replying directly to your original order confirmation email. We’re not scrapbooking your pain; we’re reverse-engineering it so the next batch can survive the postal apocalypse.

We’ll confirm receipt and send out a replacement order, no extra charge.


Did Ant Sauce punch your taste buds too hard and now you want a refund?

Relax princess, our 100% guarANTee has got your back. Just e-mail ants@antsauce.com, include your order number, and we promise a quick, no-hassle refund so you can get back to seasoning your food with table salt and the shameful rainbow of crusty sauce packets you’ve been hoarding in your glovebox like a feral raccoon. This guarantee only applies to orders under $100 within 30 days from the date of purchase. Refunds hit your card in 3–10 business days depending on how slow your bank feels that week.

 

Other Common Situations:

  • The ants resurrected and are building a colony in your pantry: You have vampire ants on your hands. Good luck, we can’t help you with that.
  • You rubbed it on your bald head for hair regrowth: Miracles sold separately
  • Your smart fridge started spreading Ant Sauce propaganda: Tech support for possessed appliances is extra.
  • Your kid’s science fair volcano runs on Ant Sauce and actually erupted: Property damage is a you problem
  • You weaponized it in the office fridge war: Workplace terrorism is outside our jurisdiction
  • Your vegan book club staged an intervention: We refund sauce, not lifestyles
  • Your mom found it and thinks you joined a cult: She’s not wrong, but still no refund for family drama
  • You tried seducing someone by cooking with it and got friend-zoned harder: Romance is above our pay grade
  • You listed Ant Sauce as a dependent on your tax return: Audit incoming, and we’re still only refunding the sauce
  • Your neighbor called the cops because your BBQ “smelled threatening”: Tell them to hug it out with their salt shaker and leave the adults alone