Shut up. You can't tell us not to.
If you're one of those people who wears a bicycle helmet walking down the sidewalk, then you really aren't going to like Ant Sauce. Stick to your mayo and cheap soy.
But if you're tired of ruining gourmet food with mediocre and boring condiments, then step into the light, my friend.
Ant Sauce is made with some of the most potent species on the planet. 200 ants died for every bottle because after years of research, that's the perfect formula.
Also, our chefs and scientists know more than you. No one will ever make a crazier sauce.
